Hello! So I’ve got a Question for you. Let’s say you’re a Manager at a Walmart. Or you’re a Programmer at an Insurance Company. Or any other job you can think of where you’re sitting at a Keyboard and you have Internet Access. Got It? So let’s say you’re sitting there, hitting on a Porn Site instead of doing your Job, and the Boss walks in and catches you. Or it doesn’t even have to be Porn, you could be checking out how the Ponies are running at Belmont, or any other place OTHER than what you’re paid to use the Computer for. Do you think you’d get in Trouble for using A COMPANY COMPUTER ON COMPANY TIME FOR OTHER THAN COMPANY PURPOSES?
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS YOU WOULD!
SO HOW IN HELL DOES AN:
WHITE HOUSE IT ADMINISTRATOR
TWO ASSISTANT U.S. ATTORNEYS
A JUSTICE DEPARTMENT DIVISION CHIEF, INVESTIGATOR, A TRIAL ATTORNEY
A HOMELAND SECURITY COUNTERTERRORISM RESPONSE TEAM MEMBER
AND HUNDREDS OF OTHERS THAT THE AP REPORTS IN STATE,DEFENSE,JUSTICE,ENERGY,TREASURY,ENERGY,HOMELAND SECURITY,HOUSE AND SENATE WHO FOR OVER FIVE @$^W@%%^%%#$@#^YEARS SPENT THEIR WORKING HOURS USING GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS TO CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSES BY $#%^&^&$$%% AROUND ON THE ASHLEY MADISON WEBSITE!!!
YOU AND I PAID FOR THOSE COMPUTERS, WE PAID FOR THE INTERNET CONNECTIONS, AND WE SURE AS HELL PAID FOR THEIR WAGES, BENEFITS, PENSIONS AND OTHER PERKS OUT OF OUR $%^&*&&*%^$^&$&* TAXES!
Jesus Christ on a Crutch, don’t any of these ASSHOLES realize that there are Terrorists out there who want to cut off our heads if they can get the chance? That they HAVE and are WILLING TO BLOW THEMSELVES UP JUST TO KILL AMERICAN SOLDIERS? And these $%^&^&^&$%& POS’S are wasting time trying to get a Hook Up on OUR DIME!?
Holy Mother of Mary, even HILLARY WASN’T DUMB ENOUGH TO USE GOVERNMENT EQUIPMENT! WHY DO YOU THINK SHE BOUGHT HER OWN SERVER!?
Look, I don’t give a Rat’s Ass if you want to be a Low-Life Scumbag and want to cheat on your Spouse and are willing to take a Chance on Destroying Your Family, that’s between what’s left of your Conscience and yourself. But go to Best Buy, spend the $300 on a Tablet, hit Micky D’s for the Hotspot and Cruise Craigslist on your own Damn time.
But don’t use Taxpayer Resources and Pay to IGNORE YOUR DUTY TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE! NOBODY PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND SAID “TAKE THIS JOB OR DIE!” YOU VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS, YOU ROTTEN #%%^&^^^%&% BASTARDS!
BECAUSE YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS: WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING OFF TRYING TO GET LAID ON GOVERNMENT TIME, ISIS, AL QUEDA, HEZBOLLAH AND ANY OTHER TERRORIST GROUP OUT THERE SURE AS HELL AREN’T WASTING THEIR TIME!
AND I HOPE TO GOD NO ONE GOT KILLED BY THOSE BASTARDS WHILE YOU WERE TOO BUSY VISITING ASHLEY MADISON!
Bubblehead Les Out.