Hello! Couple of minor things. First, I’ve booked my rooms for the NRA Annual Meetings in Nashville. I’ll be in town from Thursday Night through Sunday Morning, so “Where’s the Party!?” Hope to see you there. Also, does any know if we will be allowed to Carry Concealed at the NRA Site? I know they have a Four Inch MAXIMUM Length on Knives in Tennessee, so any Info you could share with me and the Readers would be appreciated.
Next, did you hear about the new Medical Breakthrough? It seems that the World’s First Successful PENIS TRANSPLANT was done in South Africa the other day. Seems one of the local tribes tends to do Circumcision at the age of 18 or so as “Rite of Manhood.” But lately, it turns out that the Guys wielding the Knives tend to be, shall we say, “Shaky Handed.” You can guess the results.
So Congratulations to the South Africans!
On a Related note, it seems that Hillary Rodham Clinton just sent out a Press Release saying that she will be leaving tomorrow to be a Guest Lecturer at the University of Capetown for several weeks, teaching on the Topic of “Women’s Empowerment in the Year 2015.”
Thank You! I’ll be here all week! And don’t forget to tip your Waitresses and Bartenders! Bubblehead Les Out.