Hello! You know, it’s almost Christmas, and some of us still have a little of that Olde Skool Christmas Spirit. We go around saying “Merry Christmas!”, throw some Cash in the Red Bucket, put on Ugly Christmas Sweaters, etc.
But back in the 19th. Century, Dickens wrote a book entitled “A Christmas Carol,” about the Redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge. We all know the story, and how before he woke up smelled the coffee, Scrooge would go around saying “Bah Humbug!” to everyone who was into Christmas.
And that got me to thinking. We know that Santa Claus keeps a “Naughty or Nice” List. And all the BAD boys and Girls would get Coal in their Stockings instead of Presents. And in keeping with the “Reason for the Season,” we all SHOULD be Nice to one another, even if the “Other” is a Useless, Worthless, Evil POS. You know, Turn the Other Cheek, so to speak.
But since I ain’t Perfect, and I do Believe we would all be better off being more Honest, I want to start something. I want those who Deserve it to get “Bah Humbugs!” INSTEAD of “Merry Christmas!” Hey, if they takes off, Cool. After all, Kwanzaa and Festivus are less that 50 years old, and some people are into that. Yet they started as the Idea of one Person. So without further ado, here’s MY “Bah Humbug!” list for 2014.
Oh, and it’s NOT in any particular Ranking, but I DO claim any Copyright/Trademark/Patent and any other Legal Rights to this Concept. If I can make a Buck down the road, why not? Someone has to pay the Taxes, right? So let’s begin.
Bah Humbug! to Diane Finestein for trying to make War Criminals out of the CIA. Yeah, the whole Secret Interrogation Program wasn’t run properly, and c’mon, one can call Torture “Enhanced Interrogation” all they want, if it Walks like a Duck…
But my Problem is that she knew about it for YEARS, yet only came out with the Report AFTER the Dems lost the Senate. Add in the fact that ONLY her Staffers wrote it up, and they “edited” to the point that even Jesus would be though of as Torquemada and what we get is a Political Hit Job to try and Discredit those who were trying to keep the Republic safe after 9/11, i.e. Bush. Hey, Dianne, 99% of those who were run through the Program are …”Beings” who would CUT YOUR HEAD OFF IF THEY COULD GET TO YOU WITH A KNIFE! Geez Louise, haven’t you got it through your thick skull full of Liberal Mush that there REALLY is Evil out there, and you aren’t Immune just because you’re an Uber-Liberal FemiNazi Political Hack? Stupid Idiot!
Bah Humbug! to the CIA for their “Secret Interrogation Program.” Really? You think that Water Boarding someone 100 times will get them to Talk after the first 90 attempts failed? Hello! McFly! IF YOUR TECHNIQUES DON’T GIVE YOU INFO, THEN YOUR TECHNIQUES ARE WRONG! Stupid Idiots!
Bah Humbug! to ALL the Terrorists out there, no matter what “Label” you put on your Gang. NOTHING you claim “Justifies” your Vile Acts of Destruction. Killing Innocent People is Killing Innocent People, and I wish that the use of Napalm was allowed. At least on YOU!
Bah Humbug! to all those Socialist Uber-Liberals in the Obama Administration who thought that the “Arab Spring” would lead to a “New Day of Peace and Loving-Kindness in the Middle East.” Gee, do you think there was a Reason most of those Dictatorships kept a Brutal Thumb on all those WONDERFUL Peace-Loving Gangs like the Islamic Brotherhood, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, The Taliban, etc.? Thanks for opening that Can of Worms, you Stupid Idiots.
Bah Humbug! to Vladimir Putin and his Russian Mafia Cronies. Gee, did you think that you could just Bully the Ukraine and the rest of Europe so as to feed your Ego to rebuild the Russian Empire with YOU as the next “Tzar of all the Russias!” and you could get away with it? Didn’t think that they would hit you where it would hurt the most, eh? How’s that Empty Wallet feeling? And are you Sleeping Well, knowing that your Rich Cronies don’t WANT their Cash to Drain Away? Should have learned a Lesson from the American Mafia: NEVER allow ANYONE to take the Cash from you, or else your Capos will find someone else, and YOU’LL be “Sleeping with the Fishes.” Hope that day comes soon, you Stupid Idiot.
Bah Humbug! to the EU, the UN, and everyone else who ALLOWED a Russian Thug to mess with the Ukraine. Once again, just like in Yugoslavia in the 90s, you pack of EuroSocialists have proven that you are only good at one thing: Living off the Public Trough while sending “Strongly Worded Statements of Disapproval” and having Meetings. Actually, I’m surprised you …”Beings” actually got up the Nerve to apply Economic Sanctions. But I bet you took the time to get your OWN Investments out of there first. You Cowardly Idiots.
So you see how this “Bah Humbug!” works? Great thing about the First Amendment is that this is ALL “Protected Free Speech,” JUST like those “No Justice! No Peace!” Protestors. Just expressing my Political Opinions, like the Founding Fathers said I could. Which leads my to my final “Bah Humbug!:
Bah Humbug! to Eric Holder! Dear Eric. You were made Attorney General of the United States to ensure that ALL the Laws of the Republic were to be enforced Equally. Without regard to Race, Creed Color, Sexual Orientation, etc. You were NOT supposed to help cover up “Fast and Furious,” just because you are an Anti-Gunner. You were Supposed to Prosecute the Black Panthers when they did Voter Intimidation up in Philly AS WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA, NOT TO DROP THE CHARGES! You were to Try Terrorists IF they were caught in the U.S., NOT if they were in the Hands of Military Courts in Gitmo. Yet you’ve been fighting that, even though the Supreme Court Ruled that the Tribunals are Legal and Constitutional. You are supposed to Enforce the parts of the Voting Rights Act that is still Constitutional, NOT the parts that the Supreme Court has Ruled UNCONSTITUTIONAL! You are NOT supposed to fight the State Laws that say that “Photo ID” is allowed, because the Supreme Court said such I.D.s ARE CONSTITUTIONAL!
And you were NOT to take 100+ FBI Agents from the “Civil Rights Division” to Ferguson, Missouri to “Monitor” (i.e. Arrest and Charge) the Local Law Enforcement when the Grand Jury announcement was due, just in case Riots broke out and they tried to stop the “Peaceful Protestors” from Looting and Burning and Beating on Innocent Bystanders. That is NOT your Job.
And why you still have a Job when you have a “Contempt of Congress” charge against you is beyond me. Did you ever stop and think that YOUR “Criminal Record” is WORSE than Officer Darrell Wilson’s? That the ONLY thing a Good Cop did was to ENFORCE THE LAW? Yet because he was simply doing his Job against a Thug who we now know was responsible for Strong Arming a Store and Assaulting a Police Officer to the point that he was acting in Self-Defense when he shot that Thug, you took it upon yourself to Incite People across the Nation to the Point that TWO NYPD OFFICERS WERE MURDERED AS A RESULT OF YOUR MEDDLING!?
I remind you, Eric Holder, Attorney General of the United States, that People have THE RIGHT TO USE FIREARMS IN SELF-DEFENSE WHEN THEY ARE THREATENED WITH BODILY HARM AND/OR FATAL ATTACKS PER THE SUPREME COURT RULING DC VS HELLER! AND POLICE ARE PEOPLE TOO!
But from your Professional Actions and Words, you have PROVEN that YOU DO NOT WANT TO OBEY THE CONSTITUTION IF IT DOES NOT FIT YOUR AGENDA! AND YOU HAVE PROVEN THAT YOU DO NOT THROUGH YOUR PROFESSIONAL ACTIONS!
And if I had the Legal Power and Authority, I would REMOVE you from Office and throw the Book at you!
But since, under the Constitution, I don’t have that Power, I hope some day, some where, you DO have to stand up before a Judge and Face the Consequences of your Professional Governmental Career.
But I do have the Power to wish you “Bah Humbug!” and hopefully, you will get Coal. And any other thing Santa wishes to give you.
So my friends, you see how “Bah Humbug! works? Now, there were a LOT of other Names I’ve could have done, but some of them would take up DAYS (right, Obama?), and it’s time to move on. But feel Free to “Bah Humbug!” those whom you think deserve it.
But tomorrow, we’ll “Wish a Merry Christmas!” to all the “Good Little Boys and Girls” out there. Until then, Bubblehead Les Out.